The truth: It can happen so quickly

Now it's out: We won't make it to the Day of German Unity. Whether East, whether West, whether disunited or unexpectedly united - we will not come together again until Saturday, October 3rd, no matter how much we all suddenly love each other, no matter who has or has not or will have what. Because, as the British AI developer Jacob Coxon, who still appears to be newly hatched, from the United States, which are completely unified from top to bottom and to the right and left, recently tweeted to us in the advertising mandate of his old and perhaps new employer Anthropic: By Friday in a week, literally: "by the end of the decade", we will probably all be dead after the Adam and Eve AI giant. So no later than September 25th. Because a decade is only ten days in the short term of life, or in paper terms: ten sheets of it and not ten years of print.

Why is that so? Ask your doctor or pharmacist, because we are all well aware of the risks and side effects of artificial intelligence, or I for short, and we no longer need specialists to explain them. Where would we go, no need, we all already have our well-founded opinions about it. Stop, joking aside! It's serious. Because our last, global ten days will be hard. We'll go through this together, okay?

Point one on the decade agenda of AI agents... - There don't seem to be any female agents yet, why? Kicked away by fat old white agents with the number 01017? Probably. So point one: Depending on our account balance or savings, we will all be broke immediately, i.e. on Tuesday evening or Thursday morning of this week at the latest. Why? Quite simply, the agents who have escaped from whatever programming booth are poaching wildly from this very second onwards in every conceivable ordering and delivery service in this unprotected, analog world. Have you ordered a Hawaiian pizza and a stylish pair of sports shoes from the nimble ZalandoeatsUber? Or just thought about it and then didn't do it because you either didn't have the money for it, or simply cooked delicious food yourself, or simply continued on in the usual path?

Well. In any case, on Wednesday each and every one of us ordered at least 345,890,115 Pizza Hawaii, debited, but not delivered to our desired neighboring address. Mess, money gone, goods not delivered, that's the real AI scandal 2.0! And despite this incredible fraud, as of right now we are 8,316,484,534 billion people, we all have to give up the spoon. Not nice. And it gets even harder.

Not only will we all be broke from the day after tomorrow. We won't have anything to laugh about anymore! And that's even worse than not having anything to eat. Much worse! There will probably still be drinks until the Oktoberfest beer tapping next Saturday - we can still count on the AI ​​for a few more days. But from Monday morning it will be over here too, no wonder, because as much as there is strutling at the Munich Oktoberfest on the first weekend of the Oktoberfest, no AI can keep up with beer supplies.

That's why, according to AI-Coxton's apocalyptic prediction, next Monday, i.e. after the elections in Meck-Pomm and Berlin, the Claude Anthropic language model will cut off beer, wine, soft drinks and other sources worldwide "at the technological limit". Of course that's really bad because, let's remember, we'll all be broke by this Thursday morning at the latest; Very soon the fridge is empty and the Hawaiian pizza doesn't come when ordered. In other words – we are hopelessly screwed.

What can we do about it? Is there light at the end of the AI ​​tunnel, which only has one entrance and no exit? Where is the cool analysis? Questions about questions. Claude?! Is that you? Is there a help button? End.