Spontaneous church concert for anti-abortion fundis

On Saturday, September 19th, 2026 at 10:00 a.m. a service for the "unborn children" took place in the "St. Marien am Behnitz" in Spandau as part of the "March for Life", in which, like every year, Christian fundamentalists gathered together to preach against the physical self-determination of pregnant women.

We sneaked into the church disguised as religious fanatics and used a bicycle lock to hide a cash box under a church pew. Inside was a music box that was connected to a cell phone via an aux cable.

The cell phone had an alarm clock running, with a ringtone we chose.

In the middle of the main sermon, this cell phone started playing feminist punk loudly over the speaker, which, thanks to the great acoustics, was able to spread deafeningly loudly throughout the church and really spoil the church service for the shitty fundies. Thanks to the bicycle lock and locked cash box (with holes for better sound quality), the box could neither be switched off nor removed from the church, which really ruined the fundis' mood.

No God, no state, no patriarchy!

My Body, My Choice!

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*Error discussion: in order to hide the box as much as possible so that it is not discovered prematurely, we concealed it with a sweater. Unfortunately, this dampened the volume considerably.

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